Coughing dramatically in front of a person that’s smoking, to make them feel bad.
today my best friend asked me “why cinderella’s shoe fell off if it fit her perfectly”
This gif pretty much summarizes how i feel after like every book i finish:
When someone finishes a long story and you realize there was no point to it…
That awkward moment when you’re talking to someone with an accent, and you accidentally reply with their accent.